Me in This Dimension

hurts too bad,
hurts too good,
hurts too soon,
hurts real good...

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I'm Doing Atkins

It's the second day and yes, I miss my carbs. I wonder how long I can survive on this all-protein fiesta. Oh, and I don't know if it's just the lack of sleep but I am feeling quite zonked. Still, if it does give me that lean look, I can tough it out for the duration of the induction phase. Now, I know how it feels to actually "dream about bread."

Am I Going to Hell?

So I didn't go to mass yesterday. Does that make me a bad Catholic? I guess, it does. Granted, I did not have any crippling disease or some function I need to attend or something. Really, I'm just lazy and I was having an off day. Were I to ask God if it's okay, I'm sure the answer's going to be, "It's not, but I'm having an off day too, so I will not smite you just yet," which is actually perfect if this is what free will is about. Still, I cannot shake the feeling that one of these days, I'm going to burn for this decision. And by then, everything will be too late.

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Shiteous Day

Quite possibly, one of the worst days of my life. I'm so sick of everything--not having enough money, a shitty love life, a fucking zit on my face. Goddammit, I don't even care that I'm blaspheming, I just hate this crappy, crappy day. Fuck everything to hell, I fucking hate me.

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

You Are an Espresso

At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping Your caffeine addiction level: high

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

Paper Cut

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As far as I'm concerned, the z-component is overrated. I, for one, will not mind having an anime character as my boyfriend. Take Toshiro Hitsugaya for example. In many ways, our similarities are downright freaky. We both dislike summer and warm weather. He can smell bullshit from miles away. I can too, but on a more limited radius (about 2 inches is my estimate). Damn the effin 2-D/3-D barrier! Such a friggin' waste.

Shikamaru, my one true love (at the moment), despairs our not having enough skinship. Anyway, my genius boyfriend will someday find a solution for this problem. And when that happens, I will prepare to execute Temari and Ino-chan.

While I'm having a damned difficult time choosing from the Ouran boys, it's no secret that Mitsukuni "Hunny" Haninozuka is the nearest and dearest to my weird heart. We share a cursed love for sweets and a streak of violence brought on when our naps are rudely interrupted. We are compatible in almost all levels, including the part where people think we are part-alien, part-human.

Wish List

Okay, I don't know what the hell the last image is supposed to be, but what the heck it's cute and it's fluffy. In short, it gets to stay! Only 3 more days before the big day and I'm still feeling a little peaked. I do reckon, the virus or whatever it is will be dead by tomorrow. There's just no way I'm going to let a lil sickness get in the way of my celebration. Of course, the best part of birthdays (even though my youth is officially over)--> gifts. So for those who are wondering what the hell they can give me, here's the official list of "acceptable" presents. Please know that if your gifts suck, I can and I will exchange them for something better. Nothing personal, it's just the way I am.

1. Any book by David Sedaris. Although Me Talk Pretty One Day is the top choice.
2. Any cutesy, anime-related stuff. Hint: Kakashi or Shikamaru chibi items
3. Baby tee with cute print. Funky and badass prints are most welcome.
4. Trip to Thailand. Hehehehe...really, really miss Badzie.
5. A rockin' guitar. Anyone from Cebu care to send me one?

That's it for now. The list is actually pointless for only the Jee-Man knows what I really, really want for my birthday. Honestly, if you greet me on my birthday and send some positive vibes my way, that's good enough for me. Don't believe my "spoiled brat" spiel just now. You know, I'm just messing with your head.

Happy Birthday everyone! Well, actually just me. Still, I can't see anything wrong with it.

Ja ne!

Under the Weather

I don't think it's fair for me to be sick on my birthday. So I guess, I'll just have to pretend that my throat doesn't feel scratchy at all, my head is not as heavy as lead, and my ears are not as plugged as (insert metaphor here). I guess if I can harness the power of the "Law of Attraction" to stop the war in Iraq, I can definitely stop this virus from giving me a cold. I have the worst immune system in the planet. And that's not discounting HIV patients . . . although, it may be the cold that's making me say all these stupid things. Ah-choo!

In Denial

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1. Honestly, what color is your underwear? BLACK

2. Honestly, what's on your mind right now? I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT.

3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? BLOGGING INSTEAD OF WRITING, WRITING, AND MORE WRITING

4. Honestly, what did you do today? I ATE, I POOPED, I'M ABOUT TO CONQUER.

5. Honestly, do you think you are attractive? I HAVE MY DAYS.

6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? I'M ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING REALLY BAD TODAY.

7. Honestly, do you watch disney channel? HONESTLY, EVERYBODY WATCHES DISNEY,EVEN REALLY OLD FOLKS JUST WAITING TO KICK OFF.

8. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? YES, BUT I'M NOT ABOUT TO NAME NAMES.

9. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time? MY FAMILY, CHEESIEST ANSWER AS THAT MAY SOUND.

10. Honestly, do you bite your nails? NO, NO COMPULSION WHATSOEVER TO DO SO.

11. Honestly, what is your mood right now? BLAH.

12.Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? ALWAYS.

13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute? YES.

14. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret? OF COURSE.

16. Honestly, do you hate someone right now? HATE--PROBABLY NOT. ANNOYED AT--DEFINITELY.

17. Honestly, who/what do you want to hug right now? IKUTA TOMA, HONEST TO GOD!

18. Honestly, are you in denial? I'VE NEVER KNOWN A DAY WHEN I WASN'T IN DENIAL.

19. Honestly, wouldn't you rather be having sex right now? I'M ABSTAINING, BUT HELL YEAH!

20. Honestly, do you like someone? I REALLY LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW, BUT HE'S TAKEN.

If My Life Was a Poem

La Reina

Pablo Neruda

Yo te he nombrando reina.
I have appointed you Queen.
Hay más altas que tú, más altas.
There are those more slender than you, more slender.
Hay más puras que tú, más puras.
There are those purer than you, purer.
Hay más bellas que tú, hay más bellas.
There are those fairer than you, fairer.

Ero tú eres la reina
But you are Queen.

Cuando vas por las calles
As you walk the streets
nadie te reconoce.
Nobody recognizes you.
Nadie ve tú corona de cristal, nadie mira
Nobody sees your crown of crystal, nobody notices
la alfombra de oro rojo
The red and gold carpet
que pisas cuando pasas,
You tread wherever you go,
la alfrombra que no existe.
The carpet that does not exist.

Y cuando asomas
And when you appear
suenan todos los ríos
All the rivers
en mi cuerpo,
Of my body ripple
sacuden el cielo las campanas,
bells Make the skies tremble
y un himno llena el mundo
And a song of praise fills the world.

Sóló tú y yo,
Only you and I,
sóló tú y yo, amor mío,
Only you and I, my love,
lo escuchamos.
Can hear it.


Translation by: Anna Öberg

Tooty Patooty

Cutest TV Couples

1. Pam and Jim - The Office
2. Felicity and Ben - Felicity
3. Yuan Xiang Qin and Jiang Zhi Shu - It Started With A Kiss
4. Shin Chae-kyung and Lee Shin - Goong
5. Lu Rui Xi and Zuo Yi Quan - Hana Kimi (Taiwan)
6. Meredith Grey and Derek Shepherd - Grey's Anatomy
7. Gregory House and Lisa Cuddy - House, M.D.
8. Tony Almeida and Michelle Dessler - 24
9. Eric Forman and Donna Pinciotti - That '70s Show
10. Kat Warbler and Ethan Haas - The Class

Excited!